Sunday, June 30, 2013


Went to Costco.
Bought a giant size double packet of Indian lemon rice.
Served it to friends and they said they could not eat it.
Tasted horrible.
I said if you don't eat the rice you can't have anything else to eat....
People are starving in India for that rice.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The president explodes an F-bomb in the Whitehouse. It gets leaked and it goes totally viral which would seem unprecedented for the president. There are so many F words that rhyme its like Richard Pryor on a flaming pyre. And what a relief, presidential power only increases with much improved poll numbers. "Fuk Yeah" is the headline on the cover of the New York Times. The world is new and improved by a bomb for the very first time.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The True Meaning Of Life

The True Meaning of Life is a ticking time bomb
Living fast and then going plop.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Mary Had A Little Drone....OH NO!

Mary had a little drone following from above her everywhere she goes.
Mary had a little drone watching her every move
And everywhere that Mary went, the drone was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules;
It made the children cry and stare, to see a drone flying above the school.
And so the teacher tried to shoot it down with an anti drone missile, but still it lingered near, And waited patiently about till Mary did appear.
"Why does the drone follow Mary so?" the eager children cry; "Why, Mary fears the drone, you know" the teacher did reply:
Mary's dad an Obama foe .
Mary's school was blown up a minute later and then it flew back home to blow up Mom and Dad...

Thursday, February 7, 2013

All American Psycho Gun Poem:

Gime a gun
Gime a gun
I want to have some fun
Gime a gun
Gime a gun
Just for fun
Gime a gun
Gime a gun
I want to shoot someone.